4:41 PM Wen: merry xxxmas!
4:44 PM me: merry xmas wen chu 8!!!
4:46 PM Wen: haha
4:47 PM since 2007
me: lol
4:49 PM how was church?
did you get all your prayers in??

6 minutes

4:55 PM Wen: i actually did a good one
4:56 PM me: awww
4:59 PM welll….??
is it a secret?
5:00 PM Wen: i apologized for being lazy
and MIA
and i ask him to look over my fam and friends
over this recession lol
5:01 PM and for all of us to have a good ‘o9
5:03 PM me: recesssion?? is your jesus barack obama??

10:14 AM huyenchu: hey rob
 me: hey wen
 huyenchu: why cant they make fat free oil
10:15 AM olestra right?
  it never gave me loose stools
  and i dont mind it
 me: cause fat people would sue i think
 huyenchu: i like the feeling of having my system cleansed
  like it hurts but then i feel
  a little but lighter after #3

6 minutes

10:22 AM me: haha
  #3
  dhiarrea
  that’s always a good feeling
 huyenchu: its a love hate thing
10:23 AM me: i specially like the raw ass feeling after a good painful shit
 huyenchu: guilty pleasure?
  well not when u gotta explode while driving
  that effin sucks
 me: yeah that would
 huyenchu: yeah like who hasnt had … Continue Reading

kiddhoops5: im going to go get a 50 dolllar hair cut
why pay that much. you ask?
1:36 PM 1, the girl is hot as fuck. 2, i get a glass of wine (yes, at 1:30pm) and 3, she gives me a … Continue Reading

[16:15] GuiltAke: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[16:15] GuiltAke: I missed kings of leon tickets!
[16:15] GuiltAke: how the fuck did i miss that!
[16:15] kiddhoops5: haha
[16:15] kiddhoops5: dip
[16:15] kiddhoops5: who cares, shitty band
[16:15] kiddhoops5: go to a 2pac concert
[16:15] GuiltAke: oh yeah
[16:15] GuiltAke: underground
[16:15] GuiltAke: lol
[16:15] GuiltAke: get it
[16:15] kiddhoops5: lol
[16:16] GuiltAke: of course you dont get it
[16:16] kiddhoops5: he was cremated ass
[16:16] GuiltAke: haha
[16:16] GuiltAke: you paid 2gs on ebay for a quarter of his ashes didnt you
[16:16] kiddhoops5: yes
[16:16] kiddhoops5: that would be worth way more than 2 gs
[16:16] GuiltAke: and you hang the container on your balls
[16:16] GuiltAke: for … Continue Reading