• what the heck!!? stuck in traffic for 3 days??? umm… http://is.gd/eBz97 #
• i once thought i ate beef tongue, it ended up being just me biting my own tongue. #
• do you like tomatoes? If so, you're welcome. http://is.gd/eBc9m #
• the earbud/headphone scam http://is.gd/eB8cz #
• for the LA trip peeps next weekend http://is.gd/eB5k5 #
• umm eat much? http://is.gd/eza32 #
• Yaz or no? lol that was retarded http://is.gd/ez1cb #

• heh, and i thought i liked being isolated http://is.gd/esJXc #
• ran 2.03 mi on 8/18/2010 at 7:51 PM
  http://go.nike.com/01foc04s #
• Why you dont wanna live in Newport Beach. Maybe too much sun exposure. http://is.gd/enE1t #
• Want to be a virgin again? go to China. http://is.gd/enDON #
• are you in your 20's living at home? i chose living in my bug and sleeping under my desk than going back home. http://is.gd/enDyF #
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• ran 2.17 mi on 6/30/2010 at 7:44 AM
  http://go.nike.com/5ahe4do #
• how to make ice cream without an ice cream maker http://is.gd/efaPF #
• great article about the failure of Yahoo! – fucking hated that company since day one – everything they do is junk. http://is.gd/efafK #
• running injuries? here's a good running plan to get back into it slowly http://is.gd/ec7Mb #
• coolest article about spinal cord injuries you'll ever read – THERE'S HOPE! http://is.gd/eaAal #

• ever since my friend had all the digits amputated from his feet, i find him annoying. I think i'm lacktoes intolerant. #
• v8 loaded with tabasco sauce = really bad idea as a breakfast drink #
• @juliethinguyen – good painting job. no mexicans were harmed i hope in reply to juliethinguyen #

• Umm – so there's a "slavery" bill now? wth! http://is.gd/dMYKh #
• before you have a garage sale, confirm your shit is actually worthless http://is.gd/dMKEp #

• luggage stickers for your next airport trip http://is.gd/dCzlc #
• How do two snails settle their differences? They slug it out. #

• Subway Starwars! awesome http://is.gd/dskCv #
• i hate system crashes – 2 weeks of work gone! just like that. #
• how to answer telemarketer calls http://is.gd/dpEuK #
• hey Matt – next time try spitting your water somewhere else, not in front of a restaurant while people are eating! lol #
• RIP – Harvey Pekar http://is.gd/dpjkv #
• downtown SJ 1st street World Cup Party! bring a lawn chair and watch on the street! #

• adam carolla better be good! #
• holy crapola that was a long friday – ok off to bed – after i finish my celebratory beer. #
• nothing screams Friday Night! like being stuck in a server room till the wee hours of the morning with Cisco on the phone! #
• @swtcandycakes – Candice! I found you a bed! now you dont need a bookcase http://is.gd/dkjVh #
• umm, dood, seriously, time to move out of the ol' hizzaz http://is.gd/dklZ9 #
• Go Netherlands!! http://is.gd/dkloy #
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MAKING LOVEFemale: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.Male: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we end up in bed.

• haha! at least Mexico scored once Argentina! #
• $2300 to fix my poor bike. #
• fuck home depot and their wimpy drills, i'll use my gun instead! fucking idiots out there man http://is.gd/dbz0j #
• AT-AT wanna go outside and play too http://is.gd/dbwXH #
• do you use Foursquare for check-ins? Anyone could know where you're at, not just your friends http://is.gd/davm8 #
• wanna stay or get thin? dont eat any foods from this list http://is.gd/dauKn #
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